What Do You Think About These Jokes?
Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Peeing in the bath is disgusting.
Q. Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A. Two mothers-in-law.
Q. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A. If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.
Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.
I know they’re old but what the hell. I’m stuck here working with plenty of time to kill.
Leave a comment or joke of your own if like.
Hehehehe thanks for my very first laugh of the day…..you know I may need some lyrical help at some point today! I’m trying to rack my brain so the yahoo police won’t get after me…..(what can I say I’m a total slacker)
Those were the corniest jokes I’ve ever heard. Did you hear this one:
Ya momma so old that she breastfed you with powder milk.
*getting hosed for saying #4* Stop posting stuff that is incriminating to ladies.
I’m stuck doing the same here on this boring Monday morning job. but i like all of these old jokes
Soooo should I commit suicide or can you do me the honor of destroying me………….those “Jokes” (notice the quotations) were lame.
hahaha BRILLIANT!!
Every single one is a classic!!
Thanks for making my day just that little much brighter!!
I.O.U
The last one was good.
I like them. I actually haven’t seen a couple of them before. I have a joke section on my messageboard, gonna post them there. Thanks!
WIFE: Worries Invited For Ever
Some I hadn’t heard (and you’ll get hosed for number 4)
ha ha i like # 2
do not cheat.
# 5 way to go, it is crack – ah – lacking
I liked…. Nice chuckle to myself in the offfice…
Quite humorous. Thank you. LOL. I suck at telling jokes. You really don’t wanna hear any I have.