i have a proven breeding pair of wild true percula clownfish! i have had them for about 3wks now and they are in my reef tank with 30kg mix of live and new ocean rock and few turbo snails. they are always doing the clown wiggle and cleaning the terrcotta roof tile i put in for them to lay eggs on she looks as if she is fat around the belly and they both have what looks like a strand of white hair coming form there bellys i think these are there tubes for eggs and sperm! but i have not had any eggs at all! they are 4yrs old (i was told) so what is wrong why no eggs?
Men are like…Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like…Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like…Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.
Men are like…Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like…Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like…Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like…Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
Men are like…Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Men are like…Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like…Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Men are like…High Heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like…Curling Irons. They’re always hot and they’re always in your hair.
Men are like…Mini Skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.
Men are like…Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like…Department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like…Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like…Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like…Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like…Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like…Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like…Laxatives. They irritate the **** out of you.
Men are like…Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and what’s left is handicapped.
Men are like…Snowstorms. You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long he will last.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that make dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don’t know, it’s never happened.
Why are men like tile floors?
If you lay ‘em properly the first time you can walk all over ‘em for years.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they’re plugged into a genius!!
Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends
-Men are like…Bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest
-Men are like… Commercials
You can’t believe a word they say
-Men are like… floor tiles
If u lay them right the first time, u can walk all over them for years!
-Men are like… Chocolate bars.
sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for ur lips.
-Men r like…Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.!!!
this i have created!
Men are like floor tiles, if you lay them right, you can walk all over them!
1/ Blenders,
-you feel you may need one but you`re not exactly sure why.
2/ Floor Tiles
- Lay them properly in the first place, and you can walk all over them for life.
3/ Coffee
-The best types are rich , warm and can keep you up all night.
4/ Mascara
- Run at the first sign of emotion.
5/ Photocopiers
- Good for reproduction, but not much else.
Recently we’re going through the process of remodeling our kitchen and have been having different companies visit and give us quotes. Today a company called “Direct Remodeling” based in New Jersey gave us a quote that’s too good to be true and I was wondering if anyone has any information about them because all my internet searches on all the popular review sites turned up zilch.
For the same price that 3 other companies quoted me, the sales rep from Direct Remodeling told me they were willing to go further by giving us new tile flooring completely knock down a wall to turn into a half wall and fix any and all plumbing/electrical challenges this would cause with no extra cost.
They said the way they price things is by ‘project pricing’ as in its locked from the start no matter if extra costs come up later such a needing to reroute an unseen water pipe or moving cabinetry to new spots.
On top of all that I would get a 20-25% discount on PC Richardson appliances with their special ‘contractor’ discount.
Are these guys for real? Or am I just looking to get knifed for the 40% downpay they are asking for?
I heard it would take 2 months for the remodel to complete, which means 2 months of mortgage going to waste. Are there any contractors who can finish the project faster? Do they charge more?
Thanks.